Jenny O fear not! Take heart!
It was not me at the very start
But after that I think you'll see,
The other postings were from ME!
To help you play this little game,
I put an extra secret in my name....
So certain be, despite this banter
You really have been secret Santa'd
I've hunted high and hunted low
And now theres little I don't know
For info I now need not beg
rest assured you won't get the wooden leg!

JO'sSSS07! (the REAL one)