Haud yer wheesht wumman dinnae girn, and get thon glaikit look aff yer coupon, or else ah'll draw the back o' ma haund aff yer gub!

We're a' in the same wee bit boatie, and it leaves frae the Broomielaw the nicht.

If ye want somethin' tae greet aboot, ah'll gie ye a guid reason pal.

G. ¦^]