A jist lucked in the mirror and yir right Giok, thats a helluva coupin a huv on me so it is!
Barb'ry your Mum is right too, there are always folks worse off than yourself. Oh and since you ask I'll have a wee Laphroaig, for medicinal purposes you understand:)

Save the skelp Giok. Steady as she goes. Meet you at the corner of Boots on Argyll street the nicht fir a spin doon the Clyde oon yon majestic Vessel, The Vital Spark.
Nuthin like a wee trip doon the bonnie Clyde tae pit the roses back oan yir cheeks.
By the way...
See me, see ma secret santa, I'll jist see ma santa when a see em, nae buther at awe.
Grip caught!
Jude    *starting to smile*