very good Hamish, I have other classifications:-

1) gotta see it, will drag the wife along if necessary
2) gotta see it
3) no - its a long way
4) its not a long way, but I'm not really tempted
5) would cross the road to avoid and make up excuses to avoid
6) would explain in offensive detail why I'm not going if put on the spot
7) oh well if you're driving, and I can get pissed - so I don't have to listen too hard
8) Hetty Wainthrop Investigates. I wonder what it is she investigates, I'll stay in tonight and find out.