Hey, man, I am just croosin' here, eh? It is so cool in space. You would not flippin' belEEV it. I have been all over the flippin' place with Artixes and the boys and it is majorly cool. These here flippin' Grays are pretty flippin' smart, I have to admit. I tried teachin' 'em Euchre and they picked it up real fast. Now I get beat EVERY time I play! Holy flip. I can't believe it. The Blind River Euchre champ gets beat by a buncha flippin' little skinny guys who don't even care about sex most of the time. Holy flip. They are defanitly smart. No flippin' question about it.

They do not think like us at all. Can you believe it? I thought there was a flippin' E-Mergency or somethin' and that was why they took me. But they are sooooo patient. You would nto flippin' believe it. They don't even work up a flippin' sweat over the fact that there is a, like, threat out there to all life as we flippin' KNOW IT and it has got to be STOPPED! They are takin' their sweet time famillyerizin' me with all kinds of, like, culture stuff that I should know before I, like, go on the big mission. Geez.

Besideds, they think that this whole flippin' reality is just a temporary flippin' dream, so that is why they ain't too worked up about it.

Flip me.

I don't worry about it, though, becaose they can sympathize all the beer I want with a machine they got. It is majorly good beer. It beats Brador all to hell, eh? And I don't get no hangover from it. Un-flippin' beLEEVAble.

- Shane