Azizi, I hope you can someday hear "My Husband's Got No Porridge In Him" (see this thread for lyrics). It is Les Barker's brilliant fairy-tale parody of "My Husband's Got No Courage In Him," an English song whose words you can also peruse via a link at the top of that thread.

Claire

(By the way, our Guest has a point: Mother Goose and the various fairy-tale genres are not identical. But surely it isn't THAT confusing!)