Whatever.

One thing that sorta bothers me about life with the flippin' Grays is this. Ya gotta shower EVERY flippin' day! I flippin' kid you not! They insist on it. They are total clean freaks! I have never been so flippin' clean in my life before. The shower is pretty neat. It ain't water. It is some kind of other stuff that works better, but I don't know what you would call it, eh? It looks a lot like water but is more steamy, sort of. Like heavy clouds of steam.

My opinion is that most girls would really flippin' go fer these showers that the Grays have and I am sorry that there ain't none here or I would try and get them in there for a personal demonstrashun of how it works. I have not seen any girls here. None. These flippin' Grays all look the same to me, and I think they only have sex once in 7 years or somethin'!

- Shane