a yellow bird
came walking by
i coached him in
with a pice of bread
and i kicked that bastard in the head

a puppy dog
came walking by
i coached him in
with a piece of beef
and i kicked that bastard in the tteath

a prostitute
came walking by
i coached her in
with a five pound note and i shoved my cock rite doown her throat

a little lamb
came walking by
i coached it in
with a pice of grass
and i shoved my cock rite up its ass