Good bye,
You piece of crap,
You've made it clear,
It's time to die, phone
You'va failed,
Your sounds are weak,
Your hinges break,
So it's good-byue, phone!
I need
Something robust,
That never stalls,
Or asks me why, phone.
But more,
Much more than this,
I want an I-I-I-I-I-phone.



Frank Sinnestra
Top of the Slops
1949