You don't have to own a TV in order to have sometimes had access to one, M.Ted... ;-)

Hey! I've never been arrested either. No tatoos, no piercings, no earrings. Gosh. I just haven't lived, eh?

I've also never been to a Rolling Stones concert. Could've gone to Woodstock, I wasn't that far away from there at the time...but I stayed home.

I've never had sex in the back seat of a car nor have I skipped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York.

I've never had the moon hit my eye like a big-a pizza pie.