I have never "thrown a fuck." Now don't get me wrong. I have actively engaged in sexual intercourse (fucking) for many years but I have never thrown a fuck.

The first time I heard someone say that he "threw her a fuck" I was immediately drawn to the concept. Another way to enjoy the pleasures of sex and this one sounded like a real kicker to me. I immediately began to think how to best go about it. No matter how hard I tried, I didn't seem to be able to figure this one out. Oh, I tried mind you but every attempt seemed to me like some silly form of mastubation and I feared becoming known far and wide as a total jackoff, much like we all now consider Gargoyle to be.

So I gave it up. I hated to admit defeat but there was no option. I just couldn't throw a fuck and conceded I didn't give a fuck...... which was something I could do.

Spaw