"I never bedded no spot counters, as far as I know. Seems to me they were much more involved than that."

Yeah Amos, but involved with what?   Reading the phone book? Doing her nails? Hell, I remember one time you said you were in a menage a trois but it turned out that your date had called a friend to play Scrabble while she was waiting on your Viagra to work.

Spaw