"Hormone Treatments"

A man went to an internist and complained of
listlessness. After a thorough examination, the
doctor said, "You ought to try some hormones."

"Like they give to women?" the patient asked,
dumbfounded. "Are you serious?"

"Everybody uses hormones and for different purposes.
They even give them to racehorses." replied the doctor.

The patient agreed to a shot and returned two weeks
later for a follow-up visit. The Doctor asked if they worked.

The patient replied, "You bet they did but, not exactly as
I planned. Yesterday, I ran six furlongs in one-ten !"