Och, lass, I dinna ken that ye've been gud this past year. After ye put the wee drop o' malt in the kookaburra's agua I do not theenk that you can say you have been a good leetle girl. Shuren begonia but that was a naughty thing, that was. There was-a no call to do dat.

Ah kain't even glance at the rest of yer rekord, cuz it's so bad.

Honeychile, you'll be lucky to get rocks.