Spaw knows whereof he speaks when it comes to screwing moose. I searched high and low, through many a tome of obscure and forgotten lore, and finally located this long-lost picture of Spaw, which was taken immediately after he had "done" an ordinary, average-sized, Ohio moose.

Ha! Spaw, you thought all copies had been destroyed, didn't you? Well, this will teach you to be late with your payments.