Couple of nominations for LNF so here is a Chris Sherburn story.

They were at the Rockingham Arms and there was a table on stage with a cup and saucer on which unnoticed by the band gradually moved to the front. Eventually it fell off with a bit of a crash and without missing a note Chris turned to Nick Scott and said " I think that were meant for you Nick".

Genuinely funny and extremely witty. Best Irish-style anglo-concertina player on the planet.