The person known as One Who Knows has now been interviewed thoroughly and in great detail, and I'm sorry to say that the outcome of the interview does not bode well for what kind of presents are to be sent to the Orkney Islands. (On the other hand, anybody with a bit of cash to spare would be well advised to invest in coal shares).

However, no final decision will be made until MeganL has been given a fair chance to defend herself against the allegations made by One Who Knows.

What was told me in the strictest confidence does ease my mind quite significantly with respect to the upcoming McMudgather. I was worried about letting a girl of tender disposition loose amongst the likes of Secsy Liz and MacKenzie, but, by the sound of it, there's absolutely no need to fret on that account. If my informant has it right, Ms MeganL should be well and truly capable of looking after herself and maybe the worry should instead be directed towards anybody who is going to associate with her over the upcoming weekend (she did state a certain desire to 'skelp' MacKenzie, maybe someone should issue him with a hard hat for the weekend? But that would be up to his own Santa to see to, I've got problems enough of my own keeping track of this one girl).

Megan, my Dear, what do you have to say to all this? And are you ready for your very first Mudgather? Have fun, Megan!

MISS