Listen dear lady, I have spies in the land down under, and they tell me you have been AWOL for some time. Now this is just not good enough, absent Santa's are bad, but absent Santees is a different billy of yabbies.
So dear lady have you been behaving, or is what my spies tell me true?
I will have to think carefully before I hitch up my 'Six White Boomers'
G'day

JGSS