Skegness tourist board just e-mailed me. Could I write a verse all about the pier.

Which reminded me of a naughty postcard from the old days.

there are these two ladies walking down Skegness pier, and they pass a man wearing very tight swimming trunks.

And the first lady says, Phew! What a long pier!
And the second lady says - Yes and he had a nice smile as well.