Animaterra,

This Secret Santa is taking the job seriously. Extensive research is the result. A few tears have been shed along the way--sufficient to say there will be no coal in your stocking this year, my dear!

I must ask a personal question, but seeing as secrecy is an issue, I must ask it in a public place lest I give myself away. It concerns question number 9:

9. what is your t-shirt size?
Don't wear 'em.

Do you wear some other form of clothing, or must I cross garments completely off the list of possibilities? I visualize you sitting in a chair with a ukulele, naked save for a scarf around your neck and a Mudcat shawl around your shoulders.

Your assistance is urgently requested to solve this puzzle!

YASSS!