Proof of the afterlife was submitted by the Catholic Church yesterday in the form of a photo of flames in the shape of the late Pope John Paul.

Pope Ratslinger said it was indeed a picture of his holiness.

I only aks why flames? Do you suspect that John Paul did not get through the pearly gates?

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Famed author Hitchens was struck and killed by a bus while pushing a 80 year old nun out of harms way.
THe Catholic Church claims to have proof that Hitchens went to hell by submitting a picture of Hitchens in the shape of clouds and cherubims.