we had a few at primary school school,

(sorry to all spanish and french people we didn't mean anything by it)

all the girls in spain washed their knickers in champagne
all the boys in france did the hula hula dance
and the dance they do is enough to tie a shoe
and the shoe they tie is enough to tell a lie
and the lie they tell is enough to ring a bell
and the bell they ring goes ding-a-ling-ling!

we also had

my boyfriend gave me apples,
my boyfriend gave me pears,
my boyfriend gave me a kiss and a hug and threw me down the stairs
i gave him back his apples
i gave him back his pears
i gave him back his kiss and a hug and threw him down the stairs
i threw him over london
i threw him over france
i thrwe him over the U.S.A and he lost his underpants
i searched all over london
i searched all over france
i searched all over the U.S.A and i found his underpants

we also had

i walked into a chinese restuarant to by a loaf of bread, bread, bread
he wrapped it up in a five pound note and this is what he said said said
my name is elvis presley
girls are sexy
sitting in the back seat drinking pepsi
girls go kiss kiss
boys go yeah

we had tonnes of others aswell