That is what, like, loosers do, eh? They lose! That is there flippin' perpuss in life, I think. the world has to have a lotta flippin' loosers so that the cool dudes...like me...can flippi'n lord it over them loosers. And get the babes. You know?

I been talkin' to Artixes and the boy about the flippin' total lack of babes out here in space. It is no flippin' good! They say they are gonna help me out with that, but they did not say when. They are so flippin' pashient about every flippin' thing that it drives me nuts!

Artixes and Meklor bet me again last night at Euchre. I now owe them 185 billion dollars or somethin' like that, but I think my winnin' streak is comin' up. I really do, eh? Yep, I am gonna clean there clocks any day now and when I do I will buy this spaceship right out from under the little flipheads and I will start givin' the orders around here! Then there will be a babe in every flippin' escape pod.

- Shane