The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2175343
Posted By: Amos
20-Oct-07 - 12:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You could tell them to send it to Stilly, who could flay it very fine and put it over her house. It would attract heat in winter, and expand when the weather got hot, providing insulation. Think about it! (Or maybe you would rather not.) It might take several of them, now that I think about it. Isn't this a nobler use to which to put this unexpected boon? Besides, the attachment costs will be much lower for her. The deductible on your health plan alone would pay for thousands of roofing tacks.

And I am sure you could always get another such offer, if you are very, very patient.