Things I say to myself and others:

"Come on, people!! Wake up and smell the coffee!"

"Wake em up and roll 'em out!"

"You can do better than that."

"I really like __________" (something about them).

"Thanks for _______".

"Get you f___ing act together, you slob" (usually inside me skull).


"JAYZUS, that was stupid!!!" (Also usually inside skull).

"TANSTAAFL".

"You gotta confront it before you handle it".

"If I were any better, I'd be twins...." or, more and more often, "If I were any better, I'd be your age!"

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