I get my news every day on the Net and in the newspapers, Bill. I find the reporting a lot more indepth when it's in print, and I don't have to suffer through three minutes of obnoxious commercial interruptions for every five minutes of actual program, like on TV. I get the program, period. No commercials.

I frankly can't understand why anyone would want to watch the TV for their news, but then, I can't understand why they all want to drink coffee all the time either or why people buy movie magazines that are obsessed with slagging Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie... ;-)

I'm just a conscientious objector to modern marketing techniques, Bill. Like you are to religion. We all have our quirks.