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Thread #66584 Message #2179214
Posted By: michaelr
25-Oct-07 - 05:46 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Four Country Roads (from Big Tom)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Four Country Roads (from Big Tom)
Daniel O'Donnell, Bertie Ahern and the Pope are walking down a Belfast street. Spotting them, a UVF gun man calls his CO on his cell phone, saying, "I only have two bullets, what do I do?"