'If Amy Notman has half the talent of her sister Ruth she will be well worth hearing.'

If Amy has half the talent of Ruth and Ruth has a tenth the talent of Bob (who wrote Blowin in the wind in ten minutes), but Bob has twice the talent of Bruce, and Bruce has four times the talent of Martin.

Who will be the first one to reach the pub and do the Telegraph Crossword?

I'm really pleased they did away with the 11 plus.