Reminds me of the conversation at check-in desk:

"Now, I'm going to New York, but I want this bag to go to Rome, and this other one to go to London."

"We can't do that, sir."

"Well, you managed last time."

Welcome and have a great visit!

If you threaten to play an accordion, you might find banjo offers coming out of the woodwork.

Cheers,
Chris