Okay, anything to make a friend happy....

Bobert, you're as wrong as George W. Bush! You ain't had an original thought in your life, you just go around spouting off that liberal nonsense and expect people to believe that you're not one of them damned Commies! Well, the President is a lot smarter than you think and he's got some damned good people to help him think, too! The war is right and using DU bullets is in the best interests of the environment, you bunny-huggin' tree lover!

There...feel better now? Wanna go have a beer?