The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2180508
Posted By: Amos
27-Oct-07 - 12:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear George,

It bemuses me, in sooth, to have somehow become the article of focus of your wrath and your antagonism against the sins of your own imagination. I suppose, in a subtle and indirect way, it is some form of compliment that I have been elected to represent the target of your many understandable resentments, because it implies somehow that I have taken on an importance comparable to the other inventions in your busy world. To be raised thusly to the importance of such luminaries as Chongo and Chinga, Shane and the fictitious Shatner is really quite flattering, even if placed more as counterpart than companion.

Nevertheless, I urge you to take up the study of some form of engineering as a remedy to your tendency to overheat in these marvelous bursts of creativity. It will serve as a stabilizing influence to take on some field of effort that depends on proof, at least in actual application in an agreed-upon time-space continuum.

With warm regards,

Chief Poseur
Intercultural Pretense Incorporated
Creators of Fine Artificial Identities and Persuasive Poses for the Discriminating Executive

"If you must pose, do it with style--from I.P.I!!"