thats a great idea. if the title was lucky for someone else - it might be lucky for you. Plus you might get someone else's royalty cheque by mistake.

   Don't cry for me Argentina (words and music by Big Al Whittle)

I've been a wild gaucho for many a year
Dancing the tango and catching diarrhoea
I've been swinging me bolas, and wearing me chaps
But I didn't wash me hands after taking a crap

And its don't cry for me Argentina
No Nay never no more
If I'd have been a bit cleaner
Me bum wouldn't be so sore

The tune's traditonal.