Oh my little Danish Pastry... have you been behaving? I hear you've been mixing a little people stew, stirring folks up with that big wooden spoon! Still, you were nice to that poor woman Becca, she has so much to put up with you know. Not only does she have a crazy bullfrog for a father, she has a mad English woman as a stepmother, and we all know how stories about stepmothers end up don't we!

Stay on your best Sunday behaviour and you might get a surprise one day.

Da BOSS