Well, there's "SWINGIN' FROM YOUR CRYSTAL CHANDELIERS " by the Austin Lounge Lizards:"Satin pillows lie beneath your head
Satin sheets adorn your queen-sized bed
Still someday you'll get sick of truffles and imported beers
While you're swingin' from your crystal chandeliers."But maybe when it's not 1 am I'll be able to think of some non-satirical ones.