Rapaire,

Perhaps you've not encountered the doctrine according to PeeWee Herman--I'll remind you that in his playhouse christmas special he learned that HIS LIST WAS SO LONG that the other kids weren't going to get any gifts from Santa. So he got smart and backed off and let Santa distribute the gifts as they needed to be.

A word to the wise. You're going to upset Santa if you don't get a grip. Not a pistol grip, either. Just a grip.

MOM MOAB asked me to send this polite reminder.

SRS