Caps?

You want me to send GUNPOWDER through the MAIL????????

You want to get me banged up / thrown in the hooscow / incarcerated / detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure (that last one probably sounds more interesting than it is) before Christmas?

Do you KNOW how many kids will be out gunnin' for you Christmas morning? (Not to mention the parents who have to live with disappointed ankle biters until the stores open for the Sales!)

DaRS