How could I forget? Guy Clark's "RITA BALLOU":

She's a rawhide rope and velvet mixture
Walkin' talkin Texas texture
High-timin' barroom fixture kind of a girl
She's the queen of the cowboys
Look at old Willard grinnin' now boys
You'd of thought there's less fools in this world

Guy Clark rules.

Shgad

Or Shad, even