He was okay was Martin. made me laugh once or twice. But he did upset people - it must be said. And he never really GOT the English sense of humour. Sir jOhn, who had the rest of in hysterics, seemed to arouse his particular ire.

I sort of empathised with Martin. Like me, he totally miscalculated the location of where peoples' sense of humour started.

It doesn't make you feel unwanted when nobody can be arsed to stalk you. If anybody out there would like to be stalked, we could have a mutual sort of thing going - I'll stalk you, if you'll stalk me.