Peace,

As a professional Hermit, can you make a living Hermitically sealing containers?

.....Or should we use another term besides sealing, so the Greenpeace ships will leave you alone?

Are female Hermits called "Himmits", and if not, then why?

If you lived with a Himmit, would you still qualify as a Hermit?

Would a Himmit be able to keep her mitts off you?

Would you need to register? Would a Hermit Permit firm it?

When you say "Hermit!", should we consider it as good as hermed, by Hermes?

Or could we count on you to stay out of herms way?