Hey, Santa! Nice to see you 'up north' where you should be, this time of year!

Forget the hunk. Anymore, my check list for men is:

Unmarried? Yes/No, if Yes procede to next question.
Officially celebate? Yes/No, if No procede to next question.
Gay? Yes/No, if No procede to next question.
Good pension plan with Great Survivor Benefits? Yes/No, if Yes ... let's compare diaries.

Now ... if you could find me an available builder with plastering and double-glazing skills, I'd be a bit more interested (bizness, not romance!)

Anyway, it's the surprise that counts! Don't mind 'previously owned' stuff, like books. Throw me some marzipan and I'm a happy bunny. Don't mind even WHEN it comes; I can celebrate Christmas a second time round quite happily!

Waiting in content anticipation,

sian