I know Big Louie. He's a fatmouth ugly stupid jerk with a brain the size of a louse egg. (In other words...he's a nitwit!) I'm not surprised he would spread around libelous stuff like that about me. I'll fix his wagon good when I see him.

So...you people think I've got a chip on my shoulder, do ya? Well, maybe I do, but I came by it honestly. I been experiencin' rank prejudice from people in America ever since I stepped off the banana boat. Canada ain't much better. There are a lotta bars where they won't serve an ape even though it ain't legal to refuse a payin' ape a drink. There are cops who will pull an ape over for nuthin' and put him through 15 or 20 minutes of harassment. I seen lots of that. I have never seen any ape celebrities or authors or athletes interviewed in Playboy, Hustler, or any of them other magazines. No ape has ever been elected to high office in America. There's a species line bein' enforced out there in society, whether or not people will admit to it.

- Chongo