Lonesome EJ - Let me know if you would like to make it a duet. I could show up later and accuse you of stealing "my gig" . I could sing all the songs a half step flat { I've had practice } and we could sing all the songs off of Pat Sky's "Songs That Made America Famous". There's something there to offend everyone. We could ask all the patrons if they were "done with that beer yet??" and offer to finish it for them. Then we could pick a fight, fall off the stage and on to the patrons. Whaddya say??