Liz. Guinea pig poo producing Capuchin??? Are you dreaming of a predatory monkey, producing what was lately guinea-pigs?

Nah, it is chimps who are predatory (sometimes) and I've seen the films to prove it. NOT a pretty piece of natural history. They produce monkey (once) poo.

Chong, old primate, loosen up. You, too, can buy a gorilla suit, and it may enable you to pull sheilas of several species. How can that be specist?

Don't eat them.