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Thread #105401   Message #2184412
Posted By: GUEST,Jim Dixon
01-Nov-07 - 01:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
Subject: RE: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
A man's ideal vacation is to drive 100 miles into the wilderness, sleep in a tent, get up at the crack of dawn, cook bacon and eggs over a campfire, and spend the rest of the day hiking, hunting or fishing.

A woman's ideal vacation is to fly to a distant city, check into a first-class hotel, sleep late, order breakfast from room service (she'll have the fruit compote), and spend the rest of the day shopping.