Mudcat Café message #2184531

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Thread #105401 Message #2184531
Posted By: topical tom
01-Nov-07 - 05:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.
Subject: RE: BS: The Fifth Joke Thread for 2007 cont.

An older man walked into a medical centre and the secretary asked him "Can I help you?"
   "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
   "Oh, sir,"she said, "You mustn't talk like that here.You could say "There's something wrong with my arm or my ear orleg."Now go out and come in again and try."
    Dutifully the old man went out, came in again and said"There's something wrong with my ear."
    "What seems to be the problem?" she asked.
    "Well" he replied, "I can't piss out of it."