The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #105962   Message #2184570
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-Nov-07 - 06:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: 25 skills every man (?) should know.
Subject: RE: BS: 25 skills every man (?) should know.
No, no....what you do is you offer him fresh fruit, and lots of it. Or some good Betty Page material. Or a ticket to the Cubs' next game.

Bribery is the best way of calming down a rampaging chimp.