Aah think there's a bit of daft carry-on gannin' on here!

Aah've seen this lad before and he's nowt burra charlatan!

My missus (the Lovely Shirl) knaahs this George Wilson quite well and she's had a thing aboot him for a few years now (since he squeezed her thigh at a Halloween Apple Dookin' up in Waallsend)

So if she's not in makin' me tea when aah finish work tomorrer aah'm gannin doon te Seaford te sort the skinny sod oot. There'll be fireworks if aah get me hands on the waster.

MGAS - Get some Hot Toddies doon ye! Love te you and Ricardo from me and TLS