The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #105962   Message #2184661
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-Nov-07 - 08:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: 25 skills every man (?) should know.
Subject: RE: BS: 25 skills every man (?) should know.
Hmmm...

I would like to know:

How to fly a real airplane (instead of just on the computer).
How to get a date with Winona Ryder.
Let's make that several dates with Winona Ryder...
How to play piano better, to make use of the full keyboard, and set up a good rythm section.
How to reverse the aging process and work my way back to about age 35, let's say.
How to gain weight (in the right places, that is).
How to make more money than at present, although I'm not complaining...I'm doing okay.
How to relax my body and mind more effectively.
How to fall asleep quickly when I want to.
How to get the dogs to be a bit more self-reliant and ask to go out when they need to!

As you can see, I'm being somewhat whimsical... ;-) I'm not saying that the above stuff is important exactly...it's just what comes to my mind at the moment.

I'll ask Chongo about his list.