The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #105191   Message #2184797
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
02-Nov-07 - 02:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
To my Santa...

Having just bottled the August (first crop) sloe gin, and found I had three glasses too much to go into the bottles, I've tried a Sloe Screw and find you have good taste.

However, as a firm believer in not drinking and driving, I feel honour bound to leave just the orange juice for you and an oaty bake bar for the reindeer. I don't care how magical you are, alcohol + vehicle + animals = trouble.

If you should happen upon my house at any other time and you aren't in charge of a moving vehicle, then you're more than welcome to partake of intoxicating beverages. Manitas has some rather old whisky hidden away which I'm sure needs drinking.

LTS