Mudcat Heaven-- we all meet at Zou Zou's and hijack open mike, all recorded live. Liner notes, starting with those above, are to be pre-written.

Or just distribute ZouZou's address as the real location of the Mudcat Tavern. New members will believe it.

Or, maybe better, get the owner/manager/crack ho to join the Mudcat and let them try to run the Tavern for the average 8-10:30 PM slot, and close it promptly. That would be a conversion I would pay to watch. Auction?

Or perhaps a t-shirt for Mudcat auction, "I survived ZouZou's" or other twistedness I am too young a 'Catter to dream up! But it sounds like Max wants to go study their model and perhaps take over running it? At the least it should be a song challenge.

(Now that I think of it, we should rename Peter T's special room at the Prom, ZouZou's. I think it was Peter's idea anyhow, that room where people have to make nice?)

What the rules sound like to me is that half are for real and half are inside jokes written to tickle certain regulars with certain things only they understand, not unlike our own rather strange brand of humor here at the Cafe. One of those things you have to be there to really appreciate fully. Of course they also have the alcohol factor to add into their humor mix more than we seem to, since we are a Cafe and not a bar (or not all of the time). So the locals may find themselves much funnier than we do as a result of the possible consumption of their product.

~S~